SpeedBumpPHP

An Alarmingly Unsophisticated PHP Framework

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SpeedBumpPHP's Speed is Ridiculous!

Launch a new project in under 27 steps!

Don't fall for the 2, 3 or 4-step setup processes of other frameworks. You deserve to enjoy bootstrapping your application by checking off each of 27 steps.

Get to market in months, not days.

When every moment counts, SpeedBumpPHP is there to take up each one of them. As they say, "speed kills." Download SpeedBumpPHP and let it protect you.

Code Like No Other

Drab Code with Complexity

Create lifeless, drab code that will astound no one. Ugly code, done the hard way: that's how you know its a SpeedBumpPHP framework project.

Requires Significant Configuration

The true sign of quality is the amount of configuration a project requires: all SpeedBumpPHP require an extraordinary amount!

Lethargic Performance

Compare SpeedBumpPHP to other frameworks: you'll never have to consider performance optimization again!

Laravel (600/s)
Symfony (550/s)
Slim (620/s)
SpeedBumpPHP (4/s)
* Requests per second are estimated.

Who Uses SpeedBumpPHP?

What SpeedBumpPHP Looks Like?

SpeedBumpPHP's strength comes from its versatility and verbosity. Hello World has never looked like this before!

Ready to Get Started?

Ready to spend the next 10,000 hours not achieving mastery of SpeedBumpPHP?